Fowl Chicken Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone by Amelia LaRoche

Author:Amelia LaRoche [LaRoche, Amelia]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780766059658
Publisher: Enslow Publishers, Inc.
Published: 2014-10-15T00:00:00+00:00

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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Eggs.

Eggs who?

Eggsactly the right question to ask when a stranger knocks!

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What did the hen say when she laid a square egg?

“Ouch!”

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What does a sunburned chicken lay?

Fried eggs.

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How do you know when the henhouse is too hot?

The chickens lay hard-boiled eggs.

Image Credits: © Smokeyjo/iStock/© Thinkstock

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The hens huddled near a mud puddle.

Image Credits: Shutterstock.com

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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Egg yolk.

Egg yolk who?

Egg yolk’s not funny if you have to egg-splain it.

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